The emperor has again been admitted to Royal Darwin Hospital suffering from severe sunburn. RDH sunblock expert , Dr Thirty-Plus , says the emperor’s burns are due to the fact that he insists on strolling about in the nude. ‘The emperor does not have any clothes,” explained Dr Thirty-Plus. This is a strange situation because every other big- noter in Darwin wears double -breasted suits.
The doctor said the emperor ,suffering sunstroke, frequently attempts to stuff himself into every letterbox in the city, causing nasty abrasions to his person , especially the naughty bits. Guard dogs inflict terrible injuries to the emperor as he streaks from house to house shouting , “ I am the greatest!” The RSPCA is expected to charge him with repeatedly annoying Dave Tollner’s French poodle and being a raw prawn in a tiny fishbowl.
Courtiers and flunkies strolling with the emperor along the Smith Street Mall have been instructed to whip a Mother Hubbard over his head to prevent horses, donkeys and old maids taking fright.
The doctor said the emperor ,suffering sunstroke, frequently attempts to stuff himself into every letterbox in the city, causing nasty abrasions to his person , especially the naughty bits. Guard dogs inflict terrible injuries to the emperor as he streaks from house to house shouting , “ I am the greatest!” The RSPCA is expected to charge him with repeatedly annoying Dave Tollner’s French poodle and being a raw prawn in a tiny fishbowl.
Courtiers and flunkies strolling with the emperor along the Smith Street Mall have been instructed to whip a Mother Hubbard over his head to prevent horses, donkeys and old maids taking fright.
