Thursday, April 9, 2009

EASTER BLESSINGS AND BUNNIES

As a special Easter treat , several NT Government ministers will re-enact the 14 photo shoot opportunities for cross early morning motorists along the Tiger Brennan Drive extension route.

Dressed in hard hats and yellow safety jackets, the ministers will lead the faithful along the historic route. There will be much flashing of silver spades and teeth for the media. Police have warned people taking part inthe procession to watch our for palm fronds falling from unsecured loads of garden rubbish being taken to the dump on Sunday.

When completed , the blessed roadway will deliver a horde of roamin’ and raving drivers from the hinterland into the CBD to create an unholy gridlock . Parking inspectors armed with magic staffs capable of dividing the Dead Sea and stun guns will be hired to control the sinful motorists
who will stream into the city along the autobahn and fight for parking.