Saturday, April 10, 2010

LIPPY LADY LAMBASTES LEADER ......

A warning issued during WW11 when German U-boat wolf packs were causing havoc with Atlantic convoys and fear in English Channel ports has been drawn to the attention of a Darwin woman who occupies a well remunerated position. That vital message , strongly endorsed by Winnie the War Winner , who emphasized the point by often giving the V-for victory sign with his chubby digits, at the same time promoting lung cancer by constantly puffing on a cigar, proclaimed , LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS. In other words, shut your north and south ( mouth ) when you are on the hops or talking in public places as what you say could help the devilish Hunn.

It seems this loose- tongued individual , after belting back the champers in nightspots and even attending other non- imbibing venues , freely mouths off about her boss . Fifth Columnists in this tiny port town , we all know, are everywhere and have elephantine ears. Her unsolicited remarks about the CEO have been overheard many times and transmitted over the dangerous waters by agents using morse code sets cunningly disguised as slabs of Heineken ice cold beer. We understand her boss , something of a sea-going ox , is himself preparing a torpedo attack of his own , so she should watch her stern and rudder post for any tell-tale signs in the briny of incoming high explosives.