Saturday, September 11, 2010

RUSTY BUGLES AND WAR BLOGS

Through our spies in the west, Little Darwin can reveal the list of titles from which grumpy ousted pollie , Wilson "Iron Bar " Tuckey, will select the name for his proposed fiery political blog. Inspired by a KFC commercial is THE TUCKEY PLUCKER BUCKET , which will come with a healthy serving of blowflies or National party brickbats. Then there is a strange one, UNCLE FESTER'S SPEEDING TICKET EVASION ADVICE BUREAU , probably connected with the Top Gear crew who were terrified by South Australian motorists .

It is understood Tuckey is keen on the suggested blog : THE FERROUS KNUCKLE DUSTER . WILSON'S HAMMER AND SICKLE was rejected because it brings back blood soaked memories of the crazed Russian leader , Joseph Stalin