As a result , he has become bloated,looks like a member of the federal Shadow Ministry, and becomes aggressively pissed as a Fairy Penguin after only three shandies. He is shown above, shortly before he regurgitated over some Irish packpackers and further infuriated them by saying the All Blacks could beat the Irish footie team in the World Cup if all the Kiwis were blindfolded and mortally wounded by explosive tipped Japanese whale harpoons. A wild riot immediately resulted in Mitchell Street, the Irish did unspeakable things to his top hat and chased him with made- in- China shillelaghs . Police Commissioner McRoberts says he is sick and tired of swim in - swim out troublemakers from the South Pole who upset the peace and quiet of Darwin.
Still able to hold a lump of valuable ambergris - solidified whale vomit- between his feet, bruised trouble maker, Happy Feet, poses for another police mug shot with his battered top hat, festooned with toilet paper, after being attacked by crazed Irish river dancers in the Darwin CBD .
