Saturday, June 2, 2012

IN JOHN ,QUEEN IS AMUSED



LONDON : One of the great unsolved mysteries of modern Britain is why did Lizzie Two-Stroke give former Australian PM John Howard a merit gong. One outrageous suggestion is that the medal was a made - in - China freebie from the palace pizza delivery service. However, a Royal flunky denied this horrible suggestion . Her Majesty, he said, had been greatly impressed by Mr Howard’s proud record when she read about it in the above informative book in the centrally heated throne room during a London pea-souper .