(An IT expert who says he is
Jesus lives with Mary
Magdalene in Kingaroy , Queensland .--Odd news item.)
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In a
typically brilliant move ,
the Newman LNP Government
has called in Jesus
in a desperate bid to solve the
long running
Queensland Health Department’s computer problem . Jesus presides
over an expanding
community of followers
at
Kingaroy - an extension of the
Dead Sea –where sin , scones and
suckers abound . Jesus says he will
tear himself
away from watching state of
origin matches between
the Israelites and the
Egyptians and
work a miracle on yet another Queensland
stuff up. So
far a billion
bucks has reportedly
been spent / lost / turned
into pillars of salt /
disappeared up Jacob’s
Ladder to Heaven knows where
on the Health
black hole which is experiencing what seems to
be a biblical plague .
As expected
, Jesus will be paid many pieces of
silver. In an exclusive interview this morning
, Jesus said : “ I
am a can-do man
with a big
picture view of cyberspace .”
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