Wednesday, June 5, 2013

ODD COUPLE FACING SPLIT?


Two warring families  declared a truce  when  this handsome couple , Lennie Liberal and  the voluptuous  farm girl, Nancy National, winner of innumerable  wet T-shirt competitions  at  Dateless and  Desperate  Balls, tied the knot in what was  whispered  to have been a shotgun wedding.  
After a  short period  of   canoodling ,  they  won   the  Queen  Street   Sugar  Plantation in a  never- ending   Queensland   Ambulance Service   fund  raising   raffle    and moved  into  its Deep South   stately mansion, like  the one in  Uncle Tom’s  Cabin,  where they   cut   back  working  conditions  and   pay   for  the  Kanakas .   Some  of  their   mates  were  given  well   paid  overseer   jobs  on   the   plantation  and  rum mill .     However,   the  sugar  cane  developed  rust, their  budget blew out , several  overseers    got   the    sack or decamped  .  Now  there  is  talk  that  this    gilded  couple  sleep  in  separate  beds  - her’s  a  converted WW1  Big Bertha  gun carriage .    A   marriage   counsellor  in  a   cowboy hat   was  called  in  and  suggested   they   try and  extend  their  wedded  bliss   by  another  year .  

      neighbour,  well - known  artificial  insemination  breeder  of  Dinosaurs,  Clive Palmer , became  angry with  the  LNPers    and   blew  raspberries  at   them  whenever  he  saw them   in public .   Now  the   couple  are   fearful   about   their   future   popularity  with  high  and  low  society , especially the latter . Already   many  people throw   pineapples  and  lady  fingers   at  them  whenever  they   drive  by   in  their   stately   charabanc . Gossipy  updates will  be  posted  from time to  time to  let  dear readers know  the  latest  in  this sweaty soapie