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Magnautic Island Times
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ISLAND
HISTORY
In
1847 the Australian mainland was created a short distance from Magnautic Island.
Hordes of convicts built the Gold Coast and
the surrounding region by transferring buckets of sand from Magnautic Island beach to cover the blank volcanic landscape of Queensland. Years
later they used the same skills to build
Tasmania and, in 1925, the first Parliament House. Both are somewhere inland or
in Canberra, unlike Magnautic Island
which remains rooted to the ground. In
our next column we’ll examine the mysterious
cults practiced by present Magnautics, including the worship of grapes and the
devouring of flesh (medium rare).
