Tuesday, January 28, 2014

GRUBZILLA DEVOURS BRIDE !!!

 
Tragic Handsome  Couple.
Magnautic  Island’s  grand wedding  of   the  year  turned  into  a scene  from a     horror  movie   when   the  marauding  monster ,  Grubzilla,   ate  the   bride, as   she   posed   for   P3   photographs ,  brandishing   numerous  lewd   tattoos.
 
According to  the dynamic  Magnautic Island Times , the   unfortunate    bride ,  the   former   Beauty  Queen  , Prunella   Prunepuss , who  worked   as   a   bouncer   in   a  Fortitude  Valley   nightclub, slapped  a  headlock  on  Grubzilla  , but   eventually  succumbed  to  the   beast from Hell , her   bloodcurdling  screams  heard   across  the  island.

Her  husband  , Ned  Nong ,  an unemployed   Victorian  chicken  sexer , bought by  Ms.  Prunepuss  on  e-bay , is  in  a  state of  shock.  The  marriage  celebrant , dressed  like   Elvis  Presley , and  suffering  from piles ,  was  also  devoured  by  Grubzilla.     While   this  is  a  terrible  blow  to the  island’s thriving wedding  industry ,  there   has  been  a huge increase in the number of  gawkers  and  boofheads   attracted  to the  island  hoping to see   more  people  eaten  by   Grubzilla