THE PARLIAMENTARY EYES - SOME WITH GLITTER & LIPPY - HAVE IT

(A    photo   study   of    blinking   Canberra )

Always neatly dressed as  if  ready  to  perform  in a Celebrity  Dancing  Show, Foreign  Minister , Julie  Bishop, famous  for  her  flashing  eyes , due to  heavy consumption  of  carrots  when  she was an eager  Brownie or  Girl  Guide ,   is  watched  by   Education  Minister  Christopher  Pyne  who  looks as if  he has  just   sucked  an  imported  lemon  dumped  on  the  Australian  market.

 

Always good  for  a bit of light relief in  what  is  often  wrongly  thought to be  Irish  blarney  in  the  translation , Agriculture Minister, Barnaby Joyce, who had apparently  been  out in the sun  without  his autographed   Bob Katter  10  gallon  hat, rolls  his peepers.  Christopher Pyne   is  glimpsed  in  Barnaby's  armpit, a spot where  even  a  fearless  ferret  would  not  venture.  

 

Madam Speaker , wearing  an undergarment which  appears to   feature  a  clenched fist design  with   a   digit  raised , glares  at some  form  of  low life on  her  left .

Appearing as if  in  a  puff of  smoke ,  like  that at  the  Vatican  which announced the election of  the  Pope, Prime  Minister  Abbott , said to be the  political love-child of  Bronwyn  Bishop  and John Howard , asks  permission from the Speaker   to  leave the room.  Christopher is  seeking  Divine guidance from above , while  female  members , one from  Darwin,  ponder  if  they  would buy a  secondhand  Toyota  from   a  man  in  a  blue  tie .