A
feral ,
unpatriotic ABC thought bubble is blamed for PM Abbott’s weird
decision to bring
back ye olde night hoods -Oops! Cardinal Pell would not agree - knighthoods. The dramatic and exclusive
photograph , showing the
PM imitating a court jester who always gets the last laugh
, was
snapped seconds before
the free-ranging ABC
bubble in the
background was sucked
into his mouth .
After ingestion , he had what has been branded
the impetuous, impossible idea
to turn Australians into lords
and ladies .
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ABC Insiders screen grab of Merry Brisbane papers
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However,
in
the Coalition Dirty Tricks Bunker , a
dog loving member of the
spin team , Andrew Woofer, today said the PM’s announcement was planned long before
he swallowed the
Cadbury chocolate - coated
bubble .
Woofer said it was
part of the master plan to secure
the votes of all sections
of the community – dog and cat
owners , West Australians who store coal
in their bathtubs , rednecks , bigots , rascists , market manipulators , tragics who listen to and believe shock jocks ,
sad sacks who frequent clubs and the moneyed
elite who believe
they are above
the common herd of
sweaty Australians and should therefore receive regular
invitations to a Buckingham Palace garden party
and a Chrissy card each year from
Lizzie Two Stroke and Phil the Greek
with a photo of the cute
Corgis
tearing apart a stuffed Koala
Bear , a regular
Queen’s birthday gift from monarchist , Professor
David Flint .
