Saturday, April 5, 2014

FINGER LICKIN' AND STICKIN' ELECTION RESULT SERIOUS SHOKU FOR TOURING WTF POTENTATE

 Malcolm  Turnbull  must  be  licking  his  lips in  anticipation after the  WA  Senate result as  PM  Tony Abbott and his clique  have  failed yet  again and our leader  may soon be tapped on the shoulder-not for a  knighthood- and  told to pedal off into the waterless , political wilderness .  Despite  the   Coalition  spin  that  the  WA vote  was  a  typical swing  against   government   in  a   kind of  by- election,   the   drop  in  support  for  the  Liberals  is  further  evidence   that   the PM  is  not  popular  with  a  large  part of  the voting  public.  His  pious  words  ,  endless  slogans ,  and  instant , hollow  laugh for  the  cameras  no  longer  resonate.
Look at  the  facts ,  his close   involvement  in  two  Queensland  by- elections,  the  SA state  election  and  now the  WA  Senate    rerun , conducted  like WW111  in Federal parliament    have all been failures.  Admittedly , there  was a  change  of  government in  Tasmania , which  was   foregone conclusion .  While   the   ALP primary vote in WA  was   low ,  it  is astonishing  that  it was  so high   after  the  performance of  its number  1  candidate ,   Bullock , surely  a  candidate  for  the  knackery.
Not so long ago, pundits were  speculating that all of  Australia   would soon  be  run by  conservative governments  , that  the cards  were  falling  in  Abbott's  favour . A short  time  later , the    CLP government in the  Northern Territory  is an absolute  shambles  and could collapse any day  ,  its  chief minister, Adam Giles,  having spent nearly $100,00  for a special charter flight  to  bring him back  from Asia  for a  photo shoot opportunity  with   Abbott   in  the  NT .
Giles  has  declined an offer to join the   PM's present  swing along the Silk Road  to  help flog off more of  the country. In Queensland , Premier   Newman  and   his  LNP   government  lurch  from one  stuff up to another , a recent poll  showing  that  53 per cent  don't want the government , which  had a  landslide   win  at the  previous  election ,  to  get  another  term in  office.  An  earlier newspaper  poll  showed that  the LNP   could  lose  35 seats, including that of  Campbell Newman . In Victoria, the  warring Coalition  forces  seem  certain to  get  the boot  at the  next  day of  reckoning .
The  orchestrated Coalition  , stuck in  the groove  campaign , in  the Senate  and  the  House  of   Representatives  warned  West Australians that   the  ALP , like Vikings, was  raping and  pillaging  the state with  its carbon  and  mining tax .  The  Sandgropers   did  not  buy  the junk  food  message  being   played over and over  by the Coalition.  
 
The  morning after the vote , Foreign Minister , Julie  Bishop, above , appearing on the ABC Insiderseyeballing pesky Barrie Cassidy , was on message  about the loss of voter support  being what you would expect  and  warned  that the  ALP  Vikings  were  still rampaging up and down the Indian Ocean , threatening  villages  and  virgins . Like Barnaby Joyce , she got her  figures  mixed   up  when  detailing  the amount of   assistance  being  offered  the  Solomons , battered  by torrential rain  and  a quake .  This  slip of  the tongue was attributed to the fact that the Libs and the Nats, who hardly got  a vote , had been  sitting  up  late chewing  their  fingernails .