Snappy dresser , name caller (sooks , whingers , bounders , grub...the latter shouted with a weird Croweater accent ) and Minister for Education , Christopher Pyne , above , sported a trendy Alan Jones designed hessian yachting jacket and a pink (shades of Don Dunstan !!!) imitation ivy league , open- necked shirt when he appeared on the ABC TV Insiders . During the interview with Fran Kelly , Pyne appeared to require a university refresher course as he could not exactly remember how he paid for his university legal degree at the University of South Australia .
While at university he fought those dangerous Lefties who challenged the divine right of the Adelaide Club conservatives who had a beaut gerrimander like Joh’s going for years . The sartorial minister was interviewed in Adelaide , the launch Popeye visible , tied up on the bank of the Torrens River , waiting with a picnic hamper of freshly picked spinach , colon clearing pie floaters and the desirable , lolly-legged Olive to clamber aboard for a romantic cruise to the weir.
During the interview , Pyne several times expressed obvious dislike for Fairfax Media because they had reported him correctly in saying debt collectors should chase people who had crossed the Styx in a ferry without paying off their university loans ; deflated Treasurer, Joe Hockey , also thought this fair and reasonable , despite the fact that as a university student he had bellowed against rising fees. The PM contradicted his two ministers over loan recovery and the ship of state careered along its way , heading for the Bermuda Triangle, Pyne and Hockey chundering over the rails due to the rough seas of public outrage.