Saturday, May 31, 2014

PYNE AND POPEYE IN SINKING SHIP DRAMA ON TORPEDOED ABC

Snappy  dresser ,  name  caller  (sooks , whingers , bounders , grub...the latter shouted with  a weird  Croweater accent ) and   Minister  for  Education ,  Christopher  Pyne ,  above ,  sported  a  trendy  Alan Jones designed  hessian  yachting jacket  and  a  pink (shades of  Don Dunstan !!!)  imitation ivy  league , open- necked  shirt  when  he  appeared on  the  ABC  TV  Insiders . During  the interview  with  Fran Kelly ,  Pyne  appeared  to  require  a  university  refresher course  as  he  could  not  exactly  remember  how  he   paid  for  his  university legal  degree  at  the University of South   Australia .
 
While  at  university  he   fought   those   dangerous  Lefties  who  challenged  the  divine  right of  the  Adelaide  Club  conservatives  who  had  a  beaut  gerrimander  like  Joh’s  going  for  years .  The  sartorial  minister  was  interviewed   in  Adelaide  ,  the    launch  Popeye visible ,  tied   up  on  the bank  of  the  Torrens  River , waiting with a picnic hamper of  freshly  picked spinach ,  colon clearing  pie  floaters   and  the  desirable , lolly-legged  Olive  to  clamber  aboard  for  a  romantic  cruise  to   the  weir. 
 
 During   the   interview ,  Pyne several times   expressed  obvious  dislike for  Fairfax  Media because  they  had  reported  him  correctly in saying  debt collectors  should   chase  people  who  had  crossed  the  Styx in a ferry  without   paying  off   their university  loans ;  deflated Treasurer,   Joe  Hockey  ,   also   thought   this   fair  and   reasonable , despite the  fact  that  as  a university student  he  had   bellowed  against  rising  fees.   The   PM  contradicted   his   two  ministers   over   loan  recovery and  the  ship  of  state careered   along   its  way , heading  for  the  Bermuda Triangle, Pyne  and  Hockey  chundering  over  the  rails  due to  the rough seas  of  public  outrage.