CANBERRA
: Scheming Communications Minister and moonlighting yabbie chef ,
Malcolm Turnbull , caught conspiring with the two
most powerful people in Australia- Bananas
in Pyjamas - to overthrow unpopular Prime Minister
Tony Abbott who is leading
another Bunkum and Bailey Three Ring Circus overseas tour. This
is the latest move by
Turnbull in his ruthless campaign
to grab
power since he was snapped
playing
hide the spring
roll in the Wild Duck cafe with greasy car
mechanic , Clive Palmer . Sensitive right wing scribbler and
belly dancer fan , Andrew Bollocks, choked on his nut sundae when he
saw the scoop War Cry photograph of Turnbull
cuddling the bully boy bananas.
In code , written on vellum after a round of intoxicating banana smoothies , this is the secret timetable drawn up by B1 and B2 and Turnbull to put the skids under Tony Abbott . Astute readers will detect the Grim Reaper's hook at the left of the evil document .
