Thursday, July 31, 2014

TASTY BALKANS TRIP ENCOUNTERS NOISY GERMAN SING-ALONGS, EXTENDED FRENCH REVOLUTION


Abandoning   their   cruiser , The   Butterfly , in  France  ,   our  roaming  correspondents , Peter and  Judi  Burleigh, head  to  Dubrovnik , providing    further   entertaining  pages  from  their  travel  diary .  

Croatia fought a nasty  war  against  the Serbs in the  90s. That  fact , apart from knowing Serbia used to be part of Tito’s Yugoslavia,  is  the  sum total of my knowledge of  the country – oh yes, and  that it’s not part of  the Schengen Agreement although it’s  applied for membership.

Consequently we front up to our flight on Aigle Azure , the unknown charter airline, to fly to Dubrovnik. Terminal 2B at Charles de Gaulle is similar to Room 101 in the Ministry of Fear and is over-stuffed with lost souls in bureaucratic limbo, a shrilling of screaming kids, and blank-faced officials wishing they were somewhere else. On cue we switch on our mental ‘blank mode’ which gives us cow-like stoicism and the patience of Job.

Our first week is spent on the MB Leonardo, a small 12-cabin passenger cruiser. Our route hugs the Dalmation Coast from Dubrovnik to Split and back again. The crew of  five speak English (or different versions of it) and are efficient and friendly. The boat is spotless, the cook tries hard, the days are sunny and of perfect temperature, and the Croatian villages are pretty and picturesque. 

 

We stop in a different village harbour each night, some large and developed like Split and Hvar, others with concentrated charm like Karcula and Cavtat. One of our favourite Sydney eateries was the Balkans Seafood Restaurant near Taylor’s Square in Darlinghurst, and we found the same BBQ style is a Croatian standard. Fresh calamari and Sea Bass cooked over the coals doesn’t get better than this. 

 
 

It disturbed to realise the war was happening in 1992. But tourists have their own needs; remembering a conflict is not on their agenda.  Far from being claustrophobic the boat is relaxing and exciting at the same time. Two of the crew are named “Igor” but bear no relation to Dr. Frankenstein’s assistant. We vow to repeat the experience sometime, preferably with a group of friends.

 
 
Our second week is spent in the Epidaurus Resort near Dubrovnik. Despite its name it’s not a plastic surgery clinic or a tattoo supermarket, it’s all Germans fighting over deck chairs and guttural karaoke in the evenings - but that’s the worst of it. The best of it is the ‘all-included’ wrist band we wear 24-hours a day which entitles us to all food, drinks and activities in unlimited quantities. The Croatian staff is smoothly professional and good-natured.
 

I  WILL  RETURN ( FOR  SEVEN DAYS)

 

For a brief seven-day interlude to ingest some French wine and  good food we return to  the boat before travelling elsewhere to avoid the Schengen curse.  When we arrive at the Franco-Swiss border we  find  a railway strike has been invoked to prevent us  getting to Dijon and St Jean de Losne.

 

Finally, after travelling 16 hours from  Dubrovnik, we  finally fall into the bed on the boat. Welcome to France. Sometimes it’s hard not to get pissed off  with  ‘Liberte, Equalite, Fraternite’ when all you want is get on a train and go home.  We renew our dialogue with our friends in various supermarkets, load up with the promised food and wine, and settle down to  some  really  sumptuous consumption. NEXT:Man's best friend is a camel !!!