Saturday, August 2, 2014

DIARY OF A CURLEW CARER #2

Berlin  Wall  Erected  Again


Unhappy Chicky , foreground ,  having  just  been driven out of  the backyard  and over the  Berlin  Wall  by  its  father, seen  in  the background .

When  you are  intent on  trying to save  baby Curlews from  sudden death, you  pay close attention  to  the sounds  of  the  night   because under  the  cloak  of  darkness  the  assassin  often  strikes .  On  a  certain evening  something seemed to be upsetting the  Curlews up  and  down  the  street.  It  was hard  to  concentrate on the TV. Is it a dog, cat . shrub nibbling  wallaby , somebody  walking along  the road, Colonel Sanders diversifying  ?  It  being a cool evening , sporting a  dressing gown  and Ugg-boots , I tottered  out  to investigate .

The  air  was  rent by shrill  cries; no  cause  was  evident . Stepping out onto the road in my night attire , I  glanced  up  and  down .  Nothing ... But wait ,what was that ghostly  figure draped in white  pressed  up  against  a  fence near the  end of the street where the noise was  loudest ? Ramrod-straight, the  spectre  caused  my normally  limp   hair to  stand on end .  Prepared to turn  tail and  sprint away  like a gold winning  Australian  competitor at  the Commonwealth  Games , I  approached  the  fearsome figure , seemingly  as  tall as a Harlem Globetrotter, outside an unoccupied  house .  It  did  not  move , standing there all  the  world  like  Fisher’s  Ghost. Uncertain about  how to address  a  being from the spirit world , I fired  off  a nervous  leading question, “What the hell are you doing ,standing out  in  the  dark ?”

You see , I  had suddenly  identified  the  mystery  figure-it was a  wildlife carer known as the  Queen of the Jungle , armed with a  walking  stick , a  shawl around her  shoulders. She was waiting for  some friends  to pick  her  up in their car  and  take her to dinner. The  Curlews probably thought  that  she was turning on  supper  so  were  screaming out the welcome  news up and down  the  street like town criers .
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To keep the two latest Curlew chicks in the relative safety of the backyard , the  Berlin  Wall was erected  at  the side of  the house to prevent them following  their parents  outside.  Chicky  hurdles the wall  with ease  on the  occasions he/she   has  ventured inside  for  a  feed  and  subsequently fled   from   father  who  drives  it  away .