Saturday, October 4, 2014

TROPPO DARWIN REVEALED

A  literary agent acting  on behalf of   Little Darwin  hopes to  negotiate  the world  rights to the  Confessions of  a Considerate   Caretaker, being   the unbelievable  diary of   a  chrome-domed   resident  in  Darwin’s  nightclub  precinct. Without revealing  too  much of  the  brilliant  manuscript  ,  it   includes the  discovery of  a  tied  up  large duck  in  a  shopping  bag, which  made  the  front  page  of  the  Northern  Territory News ; a   crazed   nude  man  sprinting  along  busy  Mitchell Street - police wanting  his   description...well ,  naked, with  a dangling  bit, from memory. A  parked  car  with the  engine  running  for  days .
 
 There  will   be enthralling  details of  several  flying   saucer    abductions  involving highly intelligent Territorians ,some lawyers,   for   annal   examination   and   Chinese    cracker  removal.   No  mention of   odd   Darwin  nightlife  would  be  complete   without   several  drunken  French  and   Irish  backpackers   being  lumbered  or  falling   down   the   nearby  cliffs  at  Lameroo Beach , Taiwanese   shift  workers   and   glassy-eyed  Queensland  tradesmen  running  about  like  invading  pirates  from  the  Caribbean after  six months at sea .