Saturday, November 22, 2014

A CRACKER WEE STORY FROM THE NT HAPPY HUNTING GROUND

 
Passengers on an Air North flight from Townsville  to Darwin were entertained by a sporting gent in shorts  with a  T-shirt made up of  headings from madcap stories in the Northern Territory  News,such as Why I put a Cracker up my Clacker  and  the odd  Horny Goat who fell in love with an emu .  It being a short  flight of  two and half  hours , he made himself comfortable and quaffed a tinny or  two. Frequently, he jumped up  to  go to the loo . A  passenger  who  enjoyed reading the  newspaper  headings  on  the T-shirt each time he passed by ,  opined  the  toot runner   had  an  Adder in his Bladder .Then  the guy attracted  additional attention  by pulling out his smartphone and playing an app  fishing  game. There he was , relaxed...a tinny in a holder in his right hand  and   the fishing rod (phone) raised high in his left .The rod was flicked  and  the line reeled in . Bemused  passengers shook their heads , cabin staff checked him out . From a distance , it seemed there was a  Cockatoo  on the smartphone when the  line was reeled in .