There was a
terrible shock when the SS Mad Monk
, seen above in all its glory soon after it was launched about a year ago , was put
into dry dock at the Australian Submarine Corporation today
to find out why
it was so sluggish,
low in the water during a Japanese type bogus scientific fishing trip in Victorian waters using depth charges on schools of unsuspecting CFMEU swimming along the East West Reef .
It was felt
that barnacles, mussels from Brussels and Tasmanian scollops were responsible for the drag . However, an examination of the dodgy ship by marine surveyors revealed it has a false bottom and its core values are riddled by dreaded sanctimonious and pious wood worm. As a
result , SS Mad Monk is certain to be
quickly sold to a Japanese scrapmetal dealer or offered to the Chinese as
a prison hulk in Hong Kong for pepper sprayed, brave Umbrella Revolution democracy activists who are bashed by police and triad gangs working hand in glove with our new trade buddies in atmospherically and politically polluted Beijing .
