CANBERRA : The Liberal Party has been shaken to its very foundations due to the dire prediction by refined former First Lady ,Tamie Fraser, that the popularity poll ratings of PM Tony Abbott will soon plunge lower than the duodenum on her pet python, Percy. The shock statement caused the Coalition Think Tank to call an emergency meeting in the Funk Bunker to dream up ways to get Percy pointing skywards . This serious situation is further proof that PM Abbott , described as toxic to the outcome of the Victorian election and now revealed as playing no part in the sneaky Queensland election , is regarded as like clutching a viper to your bossom on the campaign trail, and that Tamie is spot on .
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Queensland reptile soon to launch itself into attack .
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