Thursday, January 22, 2015

CASHED UP SAILORS SURE TO GET SANDSHOE ANNIE'S VOTE IN QUEENSLAND ELECTION


With  a  crew of  jolly  tars , part  of  the Westminster system tied up in  Townsville.
During  this  short   election campaign it is doubtful if North Queensland  has  seen so many  big  spending drunken sailors  since  the  wild   days when a  waterfront  area of Cairns , known  as  the  Barbary  Coast , with  many pubs, rocked  to  the roar of   roistering  matelots .  Money  flowed  thick  and  fast .
 
Liverpool Irishmen off   the  many  ships in port  and  wharfies  often clashed . Any  police  party venturing into the  area  had  to be at  least four strong . One of the many characters there was  a   lanky damsel , with long , straight ,  grey hair , who wore a dark blue wrap around , a  floppy white hat and fashionable  white sandshoes , resulting in  her  becoming  known  to one and  all as  Sandshoe Annie . She would  sidle up  to a sailor  and  say, “ Buy me a drink , love . ”  Failure to  take up  her  kind request would  result  in a   broadside  as  she could  swear  like a  trooper .  

In  the ports  of Cairns  and  Townsville today  the Mission to Seamen must be  rushed off its  feet   catering  for all the  intoxicated  Newman  government  sailors  rushing  about trying to  seduce  voters  with  promises  of   grand  schemes  amounting to  billions of  dollars if  they sell off the  family silver .  By  contrast , the  ALP seems to be a  bunch  of   thrifty  Cloncurry  sea  cadets  on  CWA  lemonade . NEXT : Promises, promises  and  more promises as LNP bounces  another cheque in a waterfront dive  and  Premier Newman  inspires  new  Monty  Python  dead  parrot  skit .