Pharisees and money changers don sackcloth
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Queensland ALP Leader beaming after Australian political history was made in the David versus Goliath battle against the LNP which resulted in Premier Newman losing his seat and could lead to Prime Minister Tony Abbott walking the plank in his tattered budgie smugglers , a ghastly sight , and ordered to never return by a Bondi beach inspector . The ban would automatically apply to the beaches of Manly, Freshwater , Fairy Bower, Bronte and Coogee. This skimpy blog enjoyed playing a wee part in the demise of three sitting LNP members in Townsville, including Cabinet member David Crisafulli .
LONDON ( True Blue Breaking News ).- A well known Buckingham Palace skinnydipper is lobbying the Queen to appoint PM Abbott Lord Warden of the Cinque Ports, like Sir Robert Mingies (pronounced Meenies ), who flattered the Queen when she was Down Under during the days of forelock tugging in the colonies, a recently revised sport by the superior Flintstone Club. |
