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| Spooked and exhausted pussy |
A highly expensive, articulated wooden cat bought at a Townsville , Queensland , old wares fair has turned up licking latte in a trendy area of Melbourne after somehow travelling all that way in a few days. It is believed that the cute Mundingburra moggie took fright at all the noisy LNP political advertisements, full of exploding fireworks, on TV in Townsville and bolted. The RSPCA says thousands of cats and dogs have vanished in Queensland since Premier Newman announced the early election and came out howling like a werewolf. A bit sore in the joints , the feline marathon runner , called Woodie, was found by a nice Vic couple who wear watermelons on their heads and tattoo pet frogs for Lygon Street weirdos .
