Monday, January 26, 2015

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (Phew!) LNP PROMISES RAPIDLY EVAPORATING AS ELECTION HEADS FOR VICTORIAN-LIKE ROUT TO SOUND OF FUNERAL MUSIC


Worried  top of  the  tree  LNP  members , scared of  heights and  the outcome of the election , were told  to hang in there at a secret  pep talk  given  by  Premier Campbell  Newman  at  which  he  denied that  his stormy  aba daba  honeymoon  is  over .  Kingaroy  peanuts , Greek  worry beads  and  Vallium  were  handed  out  at  interval .

An indication of the  sheer  desperation in the Queensland government election is the claim by  Premier   Campbell  Newman  that  bikie gangs  are  backing the  ALP  with  donations  through  the  CFMEU.  Sound familiar ?   Remember the  voters of  Victoria were   recently  repeatedly warned by the Coalition  , state  and  Federally  , that  the CFMEU  were  running  the  ALP  in  that state and  that  the  union  monsters  were  against  the  grand  East-West autobahn .

In  another bumbling move , the voters of  Queensland have been  threatened  by the  premier that all  those super duper    projects promised  in the  electorates  could shrink  to  a few  core  values (  who  dat  used  the  expression in  a previous  Federal  Coalition regime ? ) if  the local Tory candidate  gets  the  boot . There is  a call by an  independent   for  the police to investigate  the premier  because  this  is  regarded  as  blackmail.

Premier Newman  failed to turn up for a major event in  his electorate of Ashgrove and his pleasant spin doctor, Mary Poppins , said he was  busy teaching   penguins to  dance and  fly, part of  the LNP's super colossal  new tourist  industry  infrastructure  plan  going forward  in  top  gear.

And  former Victorian Premier Jeff  Kennett committed a  political blue by  saying  Queensland  Premier  Campbell  Norman  is  doing  a stupendous    job .  No  wonder  the Newman  election circus  has  treated Prime Minister  Tony Abbott  like a  leper  after his  latest  blunder  which  saw him go out on a limb  and   make   the  Duke  an  Aussie  knight . With  the  head honcho in Bananaland  showing increased  signs of going  ape , who  needs  the  Mad Monk  in  town?  

After posing  with King Kong  next to the Empire State Building  in New York , Foreign  Minister  Julie Bishop  went  for a swing through  the Middle East  to Afghanistan to   be as  far  away  from   the  Queensland  weekend  rumble in  the  jungle  as  possible.