Thursday, April 2, 2015

PARFUM DE FISHGUT

The  struggle for  small  businesses  to  survive nowadays is evident in  North Queensland .  Recently  we  reported  that  three  shops  in  Townsville’s  large  Castletown  shopping  centre  had  closed,  one trading under the name , Heavenly  Fragrance .

New  occupants  of  that  perfumery  site  are  into  fishing   tackle which  brings back memories of  an overpowering  smell  of  armpits ,   stinking  burley,   bilge  water ,  pea  green  individuals  chundering  over  the  side  due to  mal de  mer .This  writer  has  chundered  into   waters off New Zealand  , New South Wales , along the Northern Territory coast and  on a  return trip from Darwin to what was then  Portuguese  Timor .  Unforgettable was  the 1950s occasion  when  brought   low  by  seasickness,  I lay on the bottom of a  bobbing launch off  Lord Howe Island, near Ball’s Pyramid,   while  enthusiastic  tourists   hauled  in  many  Kingfish ,   thrown  on  top  of  me  in  a  dance of  death as I brought  up  bile .

There  is a  strong link  between perfume  and denizens of the   deep.  One of  the  sought  after   ingredients  of  expensive  parfum  is ambergris ... whale vomit  washed  up  on  beaches.  There is a  New Zealand website which offers  ambergris for US$26 a gram . A  2013 newspaper report  said  a man walking  along a beach in England  found a lump of  ambergris worth $180,000. Now that  is my idea of  a great  fishing trip and  it  takes place on  terra  firma .