Friday, April 24, 2015

PIGS WILL FLY IN TOP GEAR

LONDON: The  BBC today announced that the popular TV show Top Gear  will in future be  conducted by  three  frig magnet pigs , seen here  hamming it up on an  early hotrod  bought at  a garage sale  in  Townsville, North Queensland . One of  the  playful  Pommie  porcines can be seen   acting the    part of a  mascot  on  the  radiator and could end up  with  a  crisp  pig's  whistle  if  he  does not look out .  The   most cautious    pig  is seated at the rear like a  back seat  driver  while  its  rash(er)  pal,  Porky,  is  at the wheel , revving the engine  for a  flying start . Meanwhile  sacked  Top  Gear  presenter Jeremy Clarkson  announced  he intends  to  lead a  Russian bicycle  team  in  the next  Tour de France, stopping at every café  along  the  way  for  some  tucker .