Tuesday, June 30, 2015

BALLOONS GO UP IN ASIA-SILLY SAUSAGE TIME IN SINGAPORE

 
PM  Abbott and  Singapore PM Lee Hsien Loong  sport rainbow hued balloon  hats  at  bumper  barbecue .

In  what  was  probably the  biggest  invasion of Asia since World War ll , Australian politicians  galore, public  servants , support staff ,  diplomats , businessmen  and  carpetbaggers  have been flooding  the region with  promotional  balloons and  hot air.   Leading the huffing and puffing in Singapore was    Prime Minister Tony   Abbott, aided  by the  jossling premiers of  Western Australia  and   Queensland ,  the  Northern Territory  Chief  Minister , Uncle  Tom  Cobley  et   al.  
 
Yet again indicating he will use any party  trick  to promote  his cause , Abbott staged a smoky   ALP  charcoalburger   barbecue  in  the Lion City  for  the  locals in  the  above  dorky  inflatable  headgear.
 
In all the fun and spruiking , feasting   and  back slapping , no  mention was  made about the fact that Singapore  helps transnational corporations who  dodge  paying tax  in  Australia  to onpass  the  loot to  places like Ireland and  the  Caribbean .    

The two day beano  was   an   opportunity to mark the 50th anniversary of diplomatic relations between Australia and Singapore , hold an investment  round table and  encourage  investors to come on down for the North Australian  development  sale of the century outlined in a recent  blowing in the wind  White  Paper .  The PM took  time out  from blowing up  balloons  to open a new pad for Townsville’s James Cook  University . 

Then it was on to China for a beaut  silly  season photo opportunity with Trade Minister Andrew Robb (the greatest trade chief since the importation of duty free  sliced salami, according to some Tory delicatessens and spin merchants )  and  Treasurer  Joe Hockey against  a background of multi coloured  balloons.  Incidently,  some of the  promotion bubbles  for the  recent  trade agreements between Australia, China and Japan burst  when  angry, struggling  North  Queensland canefarmers, some unhappy with the way they are treated by overseas owners of mills ,  loudly complained   that  once again  sugar  has  been  left  out  of  the  deals and the proposed  controversial  American  Trans Pacific  Partners .