Wednesday, June 24, 2015

EXCLUSIVE : ABBOTT MINISTER IN JAPANESE PISCATORIAL KARAOKE BAR INCIDENT

TOKYO: Further  furious   claims  have  been made    that  Australia's next   submarines  will  be  made in Japan , not  Port Adelaide ,  after obviously distressed looking   Education  Minister Christopher  Pyne  was  snapped , above , in a  Ginza  karaoke  bar singing  God  Save  the  Queen  and  Bronwyn  Bishop   to   a stunned  audience . The minister  later claimed he  became ill and disorientated after  eating  sushi.

He maintained   he  was   in  Japan  to  promote  the teaching of  Japanese in  Australian schools, not  in  connection with  the  open  secret plan to  make Nippon-Aussie  clipon   submarines.

His  Japanese  hosts, he said , had taken  him to a nightspot in the entertainment district  to unwind  and he  thought  it was  going  to  be  a cross cultural   sake and  Adelaide pie floater evening .  Instead ,  a sushi dish with an  odd looking live  fish   was placed before  him . Rather than  offend  the Japanese, he downed  the cute  Nemo looking  tiddler and  immediately  came over   strange ,  feeling spikey and feverish,  just  as  he  often does in  the  House of  Reps  fishbowl ,  and  burst  into  a lusty  song  like Joan Sutherland  . Two prominent North Queensland  Irish doctors   think  he ingested  a  highly dangerous type of  puffer  fish  which  causes  a fish called Wanda syndrome  , the  ill effects removed by a  depth  charge  or  three  each  day  for  at  least a  leap year .