Saturday, June 6, 2015

SPY TAKES A TUMBLE

In  the  Darwin area , armed with a new camera  to get pictorial evidence of another outrage against  the landscape ,  a  noted  activist , gingerly clambered  up  a fence , slowly  eased  his  leg over the top strand of  wire  thought to be electrified...and  fell to the ground. This  Icarus  episode  has caused  this  writer,  in a delicate state of health  due to bronchitis ,  to giggle insanely ,  clutch  his chest  and spit  like a camel.  Unless  this extremely scruffy   James  Bond   type  sends   some  hush  money, we will  publish his  name  and  the  place he was  spying on .