BEIJING : Confucius, a wise old gentleman with a huge portfolio of Sydney real estate , today advised the Australian House of Representatives Speaker, Bronwyn Bishop, to give up stunt flying . As she had already shot down in flames nearly 400 members of the Australian Red Army in Canberra, it was about time she gave up aerial combat and became an exhibit in the War Museum , next to Horrie the (stuffed) Wog Dog hero, said Confucius , curling his mo and anxiously checking the Shanghai stockmarket gyrations. It was a well known fact, he said, that ladies who flew biscuit bombers upside down developed runny mascara which could lead to nasty clack up on landing. In her younger days, Ms Bishop used to hang out with the famous aviator Biggles in an Angel Place coffee lounge, near the NSW Liberal Party ammunition dump, Sydney,and plot daring air adventures in Geelong , even planning to audaciously seize the Australian throne . The above exclusive photograph shows her flying , without oxygen , a fearsome, screaming German Stuka , short for Sturzkampfflugzeug, ideal for her Blitzkrieg on those on her left in the parliamentary hangar , during a Battle of Britain re-enactment air show.
