Saturday, July 18, 2015

RED BARON DECLARES WAR

Another Townsville News Beat Scoop
Tired of being shot/shat at  from all angles, the Red Baron has installed a new  heavy calibre weapon :  a bird  frightener . It sits on the wing above the cockpit to  scare off  the  main  enemy , a Cormorant , which  delights  in sunning itself  on  the  plane when it  is on  the mooring  ,  doing  what  comes naturally : splat.  
Cheeky Cormorant on pontoon loading up for another bombing raid on the Red  Baron. In the past pilot Paul Mills has  tried dangling  reflecting   CD disks on the plane to divert incoming  flak  from  the  laughing  bird. The last thing he wants to happen is  for an  Albatross  flock   to  take  a  liking  to  the seaplane and turn it into an extension of  the Nauru phosphate deposits.