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Recently emptied out of office, two familiar backbenchers , eyes down playing Bingo...actually studying overseas flight plans .
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Parliamentary
cleaning staff are puzzled
by the increasing number of
green bottles and scorch marks being
found on the Coalition backbench
side of the
House of Representatives .
Each night
jovial cleaners now enter the chamber
singing the naughty Sydney University footie club version of Ten Green Bottles Hanging on the Wall in expectation that they
will find more
dead marines , charcoal streaks and vampire teeth marks on the desks .
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Award winning cartoonist Peter Broelman , soon to be deported to Manus, provides clue to source of charcoal and odd fang marks .
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A large pickle demijohn was found in a pile of empties and one crude ,CFMEU manipulated ALP member said it was an apt container for a former high flyer in government who bounced about like a fart in a pickle bottle . No bottles are returnable .
Several pieces of imitation Italian
marble have also been found in the backbench litter and sold on e-bay for vast amounts , the proceeds invested in a vulture tax haven popular with Australian working stiffs who aspire to be plutocrats.
BREAKING NEWS : Plump, fat fighting American celebrity , Oprah Winfrey , now a major shareholder in Weight Watchers, is kindly offering a special deal to Australia's rolly polly politicians who risk injury when they get the uncontrollable urge to dance the mutated Macarena on office furniture when tired and emotional.
