Sunday, October 11, 2015

LIBERAL PARTY TO MODEL ITSELF ALONG NORTH KOREAN LINES

There are  no factions, no back room deals in the broad church Liberal Party and Tony Abbott  walked on  water - great  comedic  patter   by  Prime Minister    Malcolm Turnbull   at  New South Wales Liberal  conference , which  caused  groans  of  disbelief  , jeers  and   panic in cigar smoke  filled  inner  sanctums. It also  clearly illustrates  why  he would have been  a failure as  an  ambassador  in Washington had he taken up the kind offer  from  his  now  marching to  another  drumbeat  predecessor .
Likely future view of new look  Liberal Party  stepping  out  in one adoring mass  before  PM's  viewing podium  at  Sydney  Opera House .
CANBERRA:  Liberal  Party Funk  Bunker spin doctors have had  secret  talks with North  Korean  dictator  Kim Jong-un in a frantic bid to get the party and  entire nation marching together  in  strictly ballroom  goose-stepping  fashion  while   hysterically  expressing  admiration  for  our  new  Dear Leader.

Two average looney tune NSW Liberals, Heckle  and  Jeckle , said Turnbull's speech had also generated some real belly laughs . However , Heckle  warned   that with a  christian name of  Bligh, the PM should not make further similar speeches  as this could bring on  a mutiny  in  the rank ranks  of  the  party .   

 Funk  Bunker head  spinster , Fritz  von  Waffleburger, said it would be wonderful  if every man , woman , child , the  David  Rowe  turkey   and   various factions  in the Liberal  Party could  be induced at the end of a barrel to all march  together  into a  glorious 21st century future, following   PM Turnbull  at the  wheel of  the Volkswagen diesel  tank.
The business end of  the Trans Pacific Partnership  drug addicted, pill extruding,  American turkey  held by its scrawny neck by dynamic, insomniac   Trade  Minister ,  Andrew  Robb , drawn by  brilliant Australian Financial  Review  cartoonist , David Rowe , soon  to  be deported  to  Nauru .   
 Waffleburger  pointed out that PM  Turnbull and Kim Jong un's father were alike  in some ways . Kim's daddy, for instance , liked live  lobsters  air lifted  daily  to him while he travelled about China and Russia  in an armoured  train ;  Malcolm  loves yabbies .
 
While Malcolm  established  a  political fashion trend  by wearing a leather  jacket , the late  Kim Jong-il , not only promoted  a  personality cult, the obedient North Korean  News Service, which  some extreme  Liberals  want  the ABC to copy,   said  his distinctive clothing set  world  wide fashion trends .