Friday, December 18, 2015

AUSTRALIAN INNOVATION STUNS SILICON VALLEY,WALL STREET

New  invention  tipped   to   make  billions !!!

World's  only  living  Shmoo ll  outside  guarded , secret   incubator  near a  yabbie  farm  in  downtown  Sydney.  After  this  exclusive  photograph  was  taken,  it  multiplied into the same number as the  human  population  of  Australia and  is  expected  to  continue  to  expand  exponentially, leading to massive  exports  and a  new  golden  age  for  the nation  in which   nobody  will  have  to  work and we will  be  riding  on  the  Shmoo's  back  and  its  incredible  obliging  nature .  

 
Brilliant  Australian  scientists , entrepeneurs  and  new  age  carpetbaggers  have  combined   to   take  up  PM  Turnbull's call to launch  innovations with a startling  plan  to   grow  genetically  modified  creatures  called   Kanga  Shmoos.
 
Extinct  Shmoo
The original Shmoos , which  bred faster than rabbits and skunks ,  were  once  all  the rage in America  as  they would turn themselves into anything  an  owner  wanted- great wads of  money , mink  coats, limousines, hamburgers, diamonds , piles of  gold bars ,  chocolates and mountains of bling  -   doing  away  with  the  need  for  people  to  work, thus  undermining  capitalism  and  freeing  wage  slaves to unleash  hidden  artistic  talents .
 
As a result , captains of commerce  hired a  hit man to  exterminate  all  Shmoos , and  the  world went  back  to  becoming  an  ever expanding  salt  mine-ideal  for capitalists, hedge funds , monopolies , robber  barons  and  banks  , slavers , corrupt regimes .
 
Kanga  Shmoos  can  only  be  seen  by  persons wearing another wonderful Aussie invention - Dame Edna Gamma Ray glasses-which   is  why  Industry, Innovation, Science  and  Adelaide Pie Floater Promotions   Minister, Christopher  Pyne , is  regularly   seen   making  a  horn-rimmed spectacle of  himself  on  commercial  TV.