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Tony Abbott failed to throw his weight behind the call to reduce the tax on tampons and he got the chop ; now his pea in a pod mate , Joe Hockey , is threatened by a militant, very vocal, hip hopping Yankee tampon team .
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TAMPA BAY , FLORIDA: Donald Trump and his wig have been blown off the front pages of American newspapers by the shock announcement that a team of marching tampons has been formed here to monster the new Australian ambassador, Joe Hockey , each time he appears in public for failing to remove the sales tax on sanitary items when he was the federal Treasurer .
The powerful world wide Tampon Sisterhood decided to give Hockey hell , although he declared tampons were very important, did Sweet Fannie Adams to cut the tax on them Down Under .
In France, the stunned government slashed the tampon tax by half after women there staged a massive demo . Placard waving dancing tampons also scared the pants off male Pommie politicians in London .
At the time the tampon tax was raised in Australia, a Canberra activist said Hockey seemed more interested in cigars than tampons.
In America , anti-tampon tax activists have threatened to give Hockey the rough end of a pineapple treatment over his failure to help Aussie women .
