Saturday, January 23, 2016

BORAT SCOOP : SON OF LAZARUS WITH TRIPLE HERNIA,SAGGING JOCKSTRAP OFFERED PLUM/RASPBERRY POST

CANBERRA : The government is  refusing to  deny or confirm  a strong   report   that  a  prominent  politician  has been offered  a  top  job  as  Australia's first ambassador to  Kazakhstan.

This  is despite the fact  that  Kazakhstan's famous  globetrotting ,highly respected  television reporter, Borat Sagdiyev , announced  the  shock appointment  a week ago, without naming  the  lucky person  because of  state secrecy...in Australia  

In  an exclusive  interview with  Borat in Malibu, California , where  he is still stalking  Bay Watch star  Pamela Anderson , view matrimony , he  told Little Darwin   celebrity roundsman , Ned Nong , Kazakhstan  residents  are besides themselves with joy at  the appointment, and can hardly wait for the  mystery  ambassador to  arrive  by a  Lego  built   submarine ,  bumboat  or  helicopter . 

Strangely  , Borat refused a payment  to name the politician who will fill this  important  position , but claimed the  person  would  feel at  home in the  large  Central Asian  country , once  occupied by ferocious  Genghis Khan ,  an ancestor of the dreaded Ming  the  Merciless, which  formerly  was  part  of  Russia.
 
Borat made the startling statement that former  Australian Treasurer Joe Hockey  had  wanted  the  choice   Kazakhstan  post  but  had  to reluctantly  settle  for  the Washington   job  instead .