Like the late dictator of Libya , General Gaddafi, media magnate Rupert Murdoch has surrounded himself with specially trained female bodyguards to protect him from the terrorist attack launched on his Fox News by the Mad Mullah of Trumpville. The trained to kill cuties are shown here closely guarding Mr Murdoch , who appears to be shocked, ready to be pushed down a chute into a custard pie proof bunker if the subject of a personal public shaving cream or whipped cream pie throwing attack by the notorious , hateful hairy one.
In the event of a full frontal attack upon Mr Murdoch's person , one of the brave soldiers , all former unemployed P3 girls , will slip his wallet and no limit credit cards down her cleavage and run off to Rio with Johnny Depp and his flea-ridden mutts . The other exclusive photo shows Murdoch , with a stiff upper lip , discussing hand to hand combat with the unnamed leader of the Powderpuff Brigade .
