PM Malcolm Turnbull went to China as the leader of Australia , regarded as the US Deputy Sheriff in Asia , flunked the red carpet walk , upset rugby league supporters and on his return has taken on the surprising guise of the masked Lone Ranger , helped by Tonto , instead of frog socker Barnaby , to face the hostile tribes across Wishy Washy Land .
Tonto's main task is to visit Pitt Street bison feedlots and track down and scalp the heap big leakers who speak with forked tongues in backbench badlands . The PM's faithful Persil white horse, Silver , will be included in all media photo opportunities throughout the election campaign , a welcome change from hard hats and hi-vis kits. This is a Lone Ranger jokes free blog .
