Sunday, June 5, 2016

AUSTRALIA'S DAMON RUNYON -PETER BLAKE - HAS GONE FISHING

Like the American  writer  Damon  Runyon  who captured the   cavalcade  of  colourful guys and dolls  of  Broadway, the late Australian  journalist  Peter Blake chronicled in racy  prose , anecdotes and  zany   headings ,  the  equally fabulous  doings  and  misadventures   of    reporters   and  others  in   Sydney , Darwin,  Hong  Kong  and  New York .

By  Peter  Simon

Runyon used the demimonde  of gamblers, hustlers , actors and   gangsters for his  characters   with names like Harry the Horse , Nicely Nicely Jones , Dave the Dude  and   Madame La  Gamp .

Upon Peter Blake's  recent  death , aged  84 ,  the  Murdoch New York Post, for which he had  been  a copy  editor  writing  captivating headlines , a hallmark of  the tabloid ,  ran an illustrated article  in  which  it was  said   Peter  had set an Australian record  for drinking a pint of ale , 4.2 seconds,  just as   former   Prime Minister  Bob Hawke  had   done   in   London .

However , pints are Pommie  measurements , in Peter's  case , with  a  gullet  like a Pelican ,  it  was  a   jug  of  beer  , on  numerous occasions , in Darwin , and  in other  drinking establishments . Hawke's  record   was  with  a  yard  of  ale, two and half  Imperial pints, in 11 seconds  while he was   at Oxford University .

The  New York paper  mentioned Peter's love of  fishing. He and  journalist "Big Betting " Bob Staines , who had  worked on the  long  gone Sydney Sun newspaper   in  the sports  department , at one stage  ran   Fishing News  and provided  a  lively radio  fishing  report.

Peter  often  used  colourful  expressions which would have won  the  approval  of   Damon  Runyon ... New Yorkers told  one  Blake expression : "It  is so windy out  there  it  would  blow  a  dog  off  its  chain ."   

Big Betting Bob  Staines figured in a  Runyonesque like scenario  involving this writer  and Max  Presnell, now a well known turf  writer , when we  were all cadet reporters on The Sun .  Staines , working in the turf  section of the paper , had the  good oil on some sure horses   and  we  three amigos  would  use our holiday pay to  plunge  on the nags, making a  killing , and go up to the Gold Coast  and paint the  town .
 
Unfortunately , the horses  did  not win , we  lost our  drip dry  shirts  and  spent our  holiday in  a  nicely set up, well-stocked  weekender   at  seaside  Kurnell, where  champion boxer Jimmy Carruthers   had relaxed  before a fight ,   owned  by  Presnell's father, who had the  Kensington  Hotel , so broke were we  that we played cards  for  seashells  picked  up  off  the  beach .
 
A  great  punter and card player  himself , Peter Blake  came to  Darwin and added    colour , humour  and  newspaper   skill  to the town ; establishing an awesome  reputation  as  a  champion beer drinker   at a  time when "Big Jim " Bowditch  was  the  crusading  editor of  the  Northern Territory News  , who hid   in his own  home and  the newspaper   people  authorities  wanted  to  deport .

In an email to me , Peter Blake  recalled his   first arrival in Darwin in the early 1960s , met at  the airport by  journalist  Keith Willey , a Walkley Award winner  and  author , and  taken to the Parap Hotel , instead of the Vic Hotel , the NT News regular  drinking  hole ,  for  a welcoming  beer. 

Peter said this was due  to the fact that  Kiwi journalist Les "Thrasher " Wilson had  been barred from The Vic   for a week  by the licensee   Richard Fong Lim   the previous  week  because  of " a minor matter" in  which  Les clambered up onto the bar and  Keith  had remonstrated with the  publican  .The Vic , he added,  had been the scene of many  a rowdy tipple  involving thirsty  employees of  the News, including  both of  us.

Blake  was  responsible for  another extraordinary   journalist , nicknamed  The Evil  One James Arthur Ramsay ,  getting   a  job  on  the Darwin  paper in  a  situation  that  not  even Runyon could  have  envisaged .
 
Holidaying back in  Sydney   from  Darwin in 1962 , Blake  telephoned editor  Bowditch and asked  him if  there was  a  job  for  a top notch sports writer ( as was Damon Runyon) he had known from Brisbane in  earlier days . There was a  slight  problem  , however,  this brilliant   scribe  was  on a " Murdoch leper list " and the   NT News , of  course, was  owned by  Rupert . It seems Ramsay had  written something offending  the Australian international golfing  champion Peter Thomson , who had  complained bitterly . As Murdoch papers were running   the Peter Thompson  golfing clinic  , Ramsay  was  sacrificed , never  to  darken the   door of   any  Rupert paper.
 
A bit dubious at first, Bowditch , ever ready to help  an  underdog, eventually   said  that  would not be a problem ,  he'd just give him another name , Jim Ramsie , a  ruse  inevitably  to  fail . 
 
Thus the Evil One, described on his death as one of the great larrikin journalists of modern Australia , lobbed in Darwin. He proved to be  a  hotshot  sports writer , but was also very thirsty, somewhat scruffy, not a problem in Darwin , and  loved  gambling .  At a Darwin gambling  den  in an old two storey house, he cleaned out the Crown and Anchor school  downstairs and, despite being urged  by Blake, who had lost his dough ,  to call it a night , went  upstairs and   lost  the substantial  winnings  in a  card  game, salang.
 
Of course Murdoch HQ in Sydney twigged that this  Ramsie in Darwin was  the unclean  leper . Bowditch  denied  the suggestion, said  it was  somebody  else with a similar name . Sydney demanded he send a  mug shot  ; even  said  sack him , but  Bowditch  refused  to  comply .


 Eventually an executive was sent  over  from  Brisbane and  specifically said  he wanted to see this suspicious sounding reporter.  Beforehand , Bowditch  urged   Ramsay to  be  nice , contrite  when  confronted  by  this  company hit  man .
 
Instead, Ramsay  told  the  executive he could stick the job up his black arse  and that he was  going to take away some of the  top  printing  staff and  start  up  an opposition  newspaper  to  the  NT  News .
     

Subsequently he  jazzed up the Waratah Football Club's lighthearted  newssheet which was called the Waratah Whisper and is shown in  the above shot hamming it up as the editor on a good day .The Whisper took the  mickey  out of  local identifies, even Bowditch , and ran  bright adverts . It subsequently led to the birth of the famous Kings Cross Whisper  when  Ramsay left  Darwin, broke , and bunked in  with Terry Blake, Peter's younger brother , and  his  wife in Sydney .

NEXT : The  mad , mad  Kings Cross Whisper  days  with its many characters  and how the Evil  One    set  fire to his room in Hong Kong  and reduced the  lounge in  the New York apartment  of "Mr Blood and Guts"  to charcoal ; Blake's unique  fishing  column and  Northern Territory  adventures .