Outrageous views along the campaign cactus trail by the Chaser's Desk and Mad As Hell which saw missing Prime Minister Harold Holt found in a wardrobe , PM Malcolm Turnbull attacked by a coral munching crown of thorns in Townsville and Gerard Henderson tested for a bit part on a meat hook in a new Wolf Creek horror movie .
In obvious pain from the crown of thorns munching on his thigh , the PM grimaces as Environment Minister Hunt announces troops at Lavarack Barracks will be armed with Exocet missiles to attack the feral purple reef eaters .With the PM was the dynamic incumbent for Herbert , Ewen Jones , who received high praise from the Chaser team.
That endearing , wise old gentleman , with a hunk of fritz in his hand , shocked the world by producing the skeleton of Harold Holt and snorkel from his wardrobe , who will be thrown into the save the Great Barrier Reef Campaign .
An indication of how scared the Liberals are in South Australia because of Nick Xenophon is the fact former PM John Howard , billed as Liberal Party Royalty !!! (the Queen is not amused ) , campaigned in yappy Christopher Pyne's seat which is under threat.
The next Aussie movie star , Gerard Henderson , far right , down under , wows his fans at the Catholic Boys Daily , an expression stolen from Gadfly in the Saturday Paper , and on Late Night Live , run by his admirer Phillip Adams , Adams even intending to nominate Gerard and the Duke of Edinburgh for an Order of Australia Medal . Henderson is also highly regarded by Melbourne scholar and raspy voiced gentleman, Pete Steedman , on new medication , and is only too happy to provide Gerard an unsolicited testimonial anytime you feel inclined to ask .
