Jones slips on red banana skin , takes a dive .
After what seemed like a count longer than that in the infamous Jack Dempsey v Gene Tunney heavyweight championship fight of 1927, it was announced after 29 days that Cathy O'Toole ( ALP ), aka the Red Rocket , had delivered the winning punch in the battle for the vital Queensland seat of Herbert by 37 votes .The actual declaration and handing over of the embossed champion's belt by the Australian Electoral Commission will be made later this week in its square ring office in the Townsville CBD.
Feisty Cathy O'Toole, displaying fancy footwork , delivered a haymaker blow which sent Ewen Jones (LNP ) to the canvas like a bag of wet bagasse and shocked Cuban cigar smoking Coalition backers sitting ringside with their floozies.
In a n exclusive interview with Ring Magazine , protesting fight promoter , One Punch Louie , a former horizontal heavyweight , today said Jones had been robbed , that he has more fans than Cathy and Elvis Presley put together , and would demand a rematch with O'Toole at the Lavarack Army Barracks. In preparation for the fight, Jones is skipping , chasing Pokémons along The Strand and daily trundling up and down Castle Hill , doing the Burdekin Sugar Plum Dance to get himself into tip top shape.
Loquacious Louie strongly denied rumours that Ewen is going to take up Greek wrestling and could be a late entrant in the Rio Olympic Game in the Russian team .