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Larry counting pieces he stealthily chewed off Queen's sandal.
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Lock up your footwear -not your daughters- Larry the cussing, sea-sailing Lorikeet has developed the kinky lust of shoe nibbling . The tasty footwear of Magnetic Island's German Queen of the Jungle is being shredded by Larry . At a birthday party this week in the Queen's residence, Larry hopped about tasting the footwear of those present , in between imitating the ringing of a telephone , answering the call -"Hello!" , whistling , sipping honey , protecting his teddy bear collection from one guest who insisted on touching them.
Told to stop attacking footwear of the guests,Larry responded by muttering," Bugger!Bugger ! Bugger! " At one stage he stood on the handle of a basket at the end of the decorated birthday banquet table and took command of proceedings like a professional MC, almost addressing the Spanish wine sipping gathering thus ," Your Majesty, Lords , Ladies , Gentlemen and Kiwi birthday girl ...."
Shoes, thongs , slippers - all are being chewed by Larry who often becomes suddenly quiet and the Queen knows he is up to no good.
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Larry sizing up footwear of partygoer who had consumed too much Spanish plonk and many slices of rich German cake .
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