CANBERRA : In a surprise move, members of the unhappy Queensland Liberal National Party have been given their own meeting room in parliament house which will be run by imported windy Pommie muffin addict and troublemaker Catherine Tate's Nan .
Our exclusive photograph shows the first boisterous meeting of the Queensland pollies, keen to start a third party within the Coalition , turning it into a copy of the Balkans , in their special cell, with Nan helping plan a demonstration against the evil Queensland ALP government which wants to deny farmers the God-given right to clear fell all trees on their properties and punch watermelons whenever they feel like doing so . The well padded room even has a hat check guy who used to be a regular P3 girl in the Daily Telegraph before her varicose veins began to show .
