Sunday, July 10, 2016

TURNBULL VOWS TO LEAD COALITION FOR 1000 DAYS

Rehearsing  his triumphal  entry into   Canberra on the back of  the only Dodo in captivity ,  PM  Malcolm Turnbull cuts a dashing  figure  dressed  in  a drip dry  Field  (Mushroom ) Marshal's   uniform  like that  worn by  somebody who  got  the  trains to run on time . The colourful spectacle took place on a leaky  punt,SS Double Dissolution, on  Lake Burley Griffin  and was attended  by  Immigration Minister , Peter  Dutton , below ,  attacked  by  assorted left wing  vipers  during  the election  campaign, who is expected to  be  promoted  to a powerful inner temple position in  the  Cabinet  reshuffle.
 
 It is unclear who will be awarded the health, band  aids  and smelling  salts  ministry  in  the new   regime , although one hopeful , below,  is dressing for the part  as  the overpowering   head   triage  nurse in bloody  Liberal Party  room  brawls  when  daggers   flash and the broad church collection plate is thrown about  the  room  like  a  frisbee .