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Unlike Bill's Bus , the innovative 21st century pantechnicon driven by PM Malcolm Turnbull's Rolex wearing chauffeur is off the road with negative gear trouble, a worrying death rattle and loose gudgeon pins . After breaking down outside Sydney's swank Wentworth Hotel , it was ingloriously towed into Mad Monk Motors for a major overhaul .
The vehicle ground to a halt on election day and left the PM looking crook, as if he would be needing the services of Medicare very soon . And in the case of Treasurer Scott Morrison , the transport shock resulted in his blood pressure rocketing to dangerous heights on the sphygmomanometer causing an explosion greater than Kevin Rudd's excessive shaking of the sauce bottle .
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Even so, he has volunteered to take control of the wheel of the wayward vehicle and steer it along the road to Antioch to save it from getting the chop shop treatment by Mad Monk mechanics wielding rusty spanners .
In addition , the Deputy Prime Minister , Barnaby Joyce, who knocks about with a lot of handy grease monkeys and wombats in the bush , told Turnbull on election night that oils aint oils anymore and that the Coalition machine needs to run on solar power . Barnaby is pictured explaining to baffled reporters the nuts and bolts of building dams across this wide brown land .
