TOWNSVILLE, Planet Earth : Leaked liberal Party correspondence indicates the desperate Coalition plans to lodge a Court of Disputed Returns appeal based on the claim that Martians missed out on a chance to vote. The startling correspondence , viewed by Little Darwin through a keyhole , reveals the Liberal National Party will table this secret photograph of a giant flying saucer which had been hovering over Townsville for more than a year, its occupants, keen supporters of the Cowboys , therefore eligible to vote in Herbert .
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A leading player calling for a challenge to Cathy O'Toole's 37 vote win is Senator Crusty P. Catfish , left , who nervously snapped the gleaming large UFO , near the Lavarack Army Barracks ,on his Box Brownie. There are only seventeen days left in which to lodge an appeal.
With Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull facing the War of the Worlds within the Coalition , Tories believe they have nothing to lose by challenging the Herbert result using superior beings from another planet .
Down to earth private eye report on Ewen Jones
A roaming, latte sipping correspondent yesterday spotted vanquished Ewen, back in town after a holiday , entering SpecSavers at Castletown shopping centre . Is this an indication that he wants to see (boom,boom) a challenge to the election result ?
Down to earth private eye report on Ewen Jones
A roaming, latte sipping correspondent yesterday spotted vanquished Ewen, back in town after a holiday , entering SpecSavers at Castletown shopping centre . Is this an indication that he wants to see (boom,boom) a challenge to the election result ?
Re that claim that some Townsville based soldiers taking part in an exercise in South Australia were not given the opportunity to vote, the troops, on May 13, nearly two months before the election , were given a step-by-step instructional letter on how to vote if they were going to be away on polling day .
