Tuesday, August 16, 2016

EWEN JONES FINALLY GETS THE BULLET IN OFFICE SHOOT OUT WHICH LEAVES SCENE LITTERED WITH EMPTY CARTRIDGES

At long last,  the  king size  horizontal  Ewen Jones name  sign has been    removed in  Townsville.  It has left  behind   the six   brown rectangles   above   the entrance to   the electorate  office of  the  MHR for Herbert , now   Cathy  O'Toole (ALP ) . It is not known when O'Toole's  name  will  be hoisted into position , which  is strange as Townsville has a number of   highly  efficient signwriters    who  can whip  you  up  a  work of  art  in next to no time . Indeed , one has the slogan   Big Signs  Mean  Big  Business . 

There was  not  much debris  left  behind  in  the office  to  indicate  Jones had  been  the  in situ incumbent...except for the  puzzling fact that nearly all  the  ink cartridges  in  the  copiers, four in number , were   empty , indicating  the premises may have been  busier  than  a  counterfeiting factory working   round  the clock during  the  election, churning out  voter  material  and  worthless three  dollar  bills  in  technicolour which if some unfortunate tried to pass as  legal tender in  the Bohle Barn  pub  would  result in the  AFP  pounding  on  the door in  a  pre-dawn raid .  

SENATOR PRESSING FOR ANOTHER ELECTION

Queensland senator Ian Macdonald clearly wants  a court challenge   to  the  Herbert  House of  Representatives  election result  which saw  Cathy O'Toole (ALP)  take the seat  from  Ewen Jones (LNP)  by  37 votes.

The  senator on  August 1  posted  he would be taking a  break after the long count   for the seat . However, he gave notice that  on  his  return  he would "certainly hope and  urge  a reference  to  the  Court  for  a  new election ."

He  claimed  there were" so many irregularities" in  both  the election  and  the count and " direct evidence "of  people not  being  able  to vote.

Of course, he wrote, it was  a matter for the LNP and  Jones . "But I will be doing everything I can when I return to make sure the electors of  Herbert  have  the  member  the  majority wanted," he ended.