Monday, December 12, 2016

ON THE ROAD TO RIO VIA JOHBURG

Fossicking through  a  box of   road directories, maps  and  other  guides  at a   church garage  sale   and who should  pop    up  but  the  1987  Queensland  Minister for Local Government , Main Roads  and  Racing, Russell  Hinze , top ,   known as  the Minister for Everything , lover of mud crabs and Four X ,  in   the  rotten  Joh  Bjelke-Petersen  Government which was   run off  the  road  by  the  Fitzgerald   Inquiry. A cartoon  portrayed him as a bulldog   with dark glasses and  a  white cane  outside  a  Valley , Brisbane , brothel , saying he did not know it  was  there .  

The  silverfished  Ken Done  adorned  Sydney visitors  map  includes  an advertisement  for  long  gone  Ansett  Airlines. Also silverfished, the Gregory's  guide around Sydney , with a  full page  advertisement for  Halvorsen's  cruisers , brought  back memories of  teenage acne days  when  this writer  had a weekend job cleaning out  hire  boats  at   the Norwegian  boatshed   at    Bobbin Head.

Loosely inserted in the New York pocket  atlas  were  three  colour  postcards   of  the Big Apple -printed  in  Spain and  France . There is an opening  for  Donald Trump to   make  the American   postcard  printing  industry  great  again. 

The  guide to Melbourne public transport proudly  boasts  it  has  Australia's only  extensive tram service .  In the case of the circa  1980 Canberra guide it points out that  a new  parliament house is expected to be  built by 1988 , for the bi-centenary .The three column   carillon  bell   tower  illustration   on the front  was a  gift  from   the  British government to mark Canberra's  50th anniversary . Under construction was the  Australian National Gallery  to house the  $50 million  collection .

A fold out  map of the  Queensland  mining centre  of  Mount Isa -beryllium , copper, lead, silica, silver, uranium and zinc-  shows the  many  mines  in  the area , with a variety of  names - Tin Lizzie , Miami , Labour Day, Shooting Star , Flat Tyre, Folderol , Mothers Day, Never Can Tell , Bambino , Spinning Wheel , Hidden Treasure, North Star, Doolan's Hope , Cabbage Patch, New Ring , Parsons Knob , Lucky Break , Martha, Theresa , Millicent  , Early Bird , Hilton, Skippy Janelle , Pauline, Anne  and Pamela .